Earth is under attack!
Orcs have begun their assault on the planet in an attempt to stake their claim in the universe. Humanity doesn't stand a chance.
Chris, a livestreamer known for his videos feeding raccoons, is teleported off-world by the grays in a last-ditch effort to save as many humans as possible. Brought to a foreign planet, Chris and his newly sentient raccoon, Paco, must now learn how to survive in the universe.
Armed with new abilities and caught between warring factions, Chris and Paco are dragged into a deadly game of politics, war, and confusing quests. One side wants them dead, the other peace.
Together, they must learn the ways of the system that the Council controls, and make it home by any means necessary.
An offbeat, action-packed LitRPG adventure with loot, stats, and a raccoon you won't forget.
