A rusted tire iron, no pants, and a crown he never asked for. The apocalypse picked the wrong redneck. Timothy Ferguson was finally having a good day until the universe decided to reboot. One minute he was "negotiating" back rent with his gorgeous neighbor; the next, a glowing blue screen informed him that his latent Longshanks bloodline had activated and now all the ladies of the Trailer Park have decided their new King looks best in his birthday suit. Crown of the Holler is Book One of The Trailer Trash Apocalypse, a gritty, hilarious LitRPG adventure fantasy with zero apologies. Survival is mandatory. Sobriety is optional. (Adult content: contains mature themes and language.)
