Twenty years ago, Phillip Firecracker was humiliated and literally ran out of his hometown after being crowned the Muscadine Queen at the County Fair. Now, his pop career has tanked , and his only shot at a comeback is a reality TV docuseries filming right back in Tallulah, Texas.
The catch? The town's incredibly handsome mayor is Rivers Rivera —his childhood nemesis, his former crush, and the boy who ran away and left him to face the town's jeers alone.
When the show's unhinged, pill-popping producer decides the series needs a romance arc to boost ratings, Phillip is forced to fake-date Rivers. Between a homicidal cat named Mr. Papadopoulos, a tutu-wearing pig named Fudge, and old feelings bubbling to the surface, this reality show is about to get very real.
The County Fair Queen is a campy, laugh-out-loud MM rom-com featuring fake dating, second chances, and cotton candy waffles.
⚠️ Content Warning for Listeners: This audiobook contains high-heat, spicy (X-rated) sexual content.
