Poems that make you smile
Poems that make you groan
Poems that make you wonder
Why you're reading them alone
Poems that rhyme with rhythm
Poems that simply don't
Poems that to you make sense
Poems that surely won't
Who writes these poems anyway
Whose mind has gone astray
Just tell your tales the normal way
I don't have time to play
Poetry fans will like them
Laureates will not
Short stories added for a treat
To thicken out the plot
Poems that make you smile
Poems that make you groan
Poems that make you wonder
Why you're reading them alone
Original poems and short stories including:
"Poems that Make you Smile"
"Cracks"
"Selfish Me"
"Medicine Chest Fete"
"Reason"
"How to Talk Turkey"
"Amber Honey"
"Home Again Gnome Again"
"The Larboard"
"Crystallization"
"Where No Dream has Gone Before"
"An Orc Named O'Rourke"
"Ode to a Roach"
"The Gym Shoe Taxi"
