Leaving America The Quick and Dirty Guide to Running Away from Donald Trump's America

However improbable it may seem, the man who brought you Celebrity Apprentice and the world's most famous comb-over has become the President. The alternative is a scandal-ridden Hillary Clinton-run America, where she spends four years "forgetting" about Benghazi and how e-mail works. If you're one of the many who are tempted to bury your head in the sand, why not bury your toes into the sandy beaches of an exotic country instead? Leaving America: The Quick and Dirty Guide to Running Away from Election 2016 is a guide to leaving an America run (into the ground) by Trump or Clinton and finding a more relaxing, and yet more exciting, country to call home. Moving from one neighborhood to another is stressful enough. Moving to a new country can be overwhelming for even the most organized American, but this book will provide you tips on how to:

Acquire tourist, resident, and work visas
Assess the work force of different countries
Navigate through language barriers and real estate prospects
Become an extra in a Bollywood movie
Prepare for concessions that must be made for various cultures
Assess the risks of working without a work visa
Avoid financial pitfalls
Join the Israel Defense Force