“Take it off,” I said, still dressed in my cute green and gold elf costume.
The sexy Santa guy said, “I’m already almost naked,” as his washboard abs flex above his bright holiday red and white boxers.
“Yes, but I want you to takeoff the beard and hat.” His body was already revealed and really hot in small reindeer boxers.
“Hey,” he said ,“If I take it off, you won’t be having sex with Santa, and I want to give you something naughty and nice!”
But wait, hold your reindeer - let me back up a little.
It was not the night before Christmas, but it was December and getting closer. In New York city, there is the annual Santa-con day, a day of fun, silly holiday charter costumes and drinking for cheap at various bars, which is how I got to this tipsy conversation with a hot guy named Josh.